The Slender Shaper.

The Slender Shaper has been aorund for at least a couple of years that I have seen.

It’s a weight loss gadget thingy that is so fantastic if you put it on for just a few minutes a day you’ll be astounded by the results. You too can transform yourself from a sagging old aba-chan into a young shapely foreign model, with

virtually no effort on your part. It’s so good I think if your neighbour does you too can benefit.

You strap it around your middle and switch it on and it vibrates your unsightly fat away. How fab is that.

Some time last year, obviously to increase sales, they started offering at the low low price of just a gazillion yen INCLUDING a ‘ handy carrying bag’.

It begs the question, where would you be taking it? Where could you possibly be going that you think you might be able to shove in a few minutes. It’s not a wafer thin, slinky little thing. It’s a full on, strap on contraption.

Now they have a new ad. Not only for a gazillion yen can you get your slender shaper and a free ‘handy carry bag’, but NOW, they are including a REMOTE CONTROL???

Did I mention you strap it on? ( have I said ’strap on’ enough times in one post?).

How REMOTE from it can you possibly get?

What’s next? Light’s so you can see it in the dark? A 3 minute buzzer than tells you when your noodles are ready?